4.1.2025

So Cory Booker is protesting Trump and pretending to “protect democracy” because the President signed a few executive orders that allegedly brush up against the Constitution. Oh please. That document is older than my grandma’s Tupperware, and just as warped. 

He's worried about social programs getting cut? He should be worried about cutting out the fraud and waste. We’re trillions in debt, Cory. Maybe if we stopped handing out participation trophies and free Wi-Fi, the country wouldn't be circling the drain.

And the Constitution? Cute. But real Americans are out here living in the real world, not reading antique paperwork with a feather pen. I don't need some Ivy League bedtime story to tell me what’s right — I’ve got Facebook and my gut.

Booker keeps talking about “checks and balances” like it’s some sacred ritual. Meanwhile, Trump is checking off problems and balancing the budget — or he would be, if people like Cory didn’t spend 10 hours monologuing like he’s auditioning for Hamilton 2: Electric Woke-aloo.

And let’s talk executive orders. Finally someone’s using the pen for something other than virtue-signaling. If George Washington had to file this much paperwork, we’d still be British. You want to save democracy? Try saving time.

Also, Booker keeps whining about the rule of law. Sir, half the country can’t even rule a group text. Let’s be honest: the Constitution had a good run, but maybe it’s time we upgraded to something that fits on a bumper sticker.

In conclusion, Cory, if you love the Constitution so much, marry it. Otherwise, stop pretending like defending 200-year-old paper makes you a hero. Some of us are trying to Make America Great Again, not hold it back.

Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey has been delivering a prolonged speech on the Senate floor since Monday evening, protesting President Donald Trump's policies. Booker emphasizes threats to democracy and potential cuts to social programs, vowing to speak as long as physically possible. Democratic colleagues have supported him by asking questions to provide brief breaks.

However, this isn't a traditional filibuster since no vote is currently being delayed. A filibuster typically involves extending debate to postpone or prevent a vote on legislation. 

In the Senate, a filibuster is a tactic where one or more members prolong debate to delay or block a vote on proposed legislation. This can involve lengthy speeches or other procedural moves to prevent a bill from coming to a vote.

Senator Cory Booker from New Jersey has been delivering a prolonged speech on the Senate floor since Monday evening, protesting President Donald Trump's policies. Booker emphasizes threats to democracy and potential cuts to social programs, vowing to speak as long as physically possible. Democratic colleagues have supported him by asking questions to provide brief breaks.

However, this isn't a traditional filibuster since no vote is currently being delayed. A filibuster typically involves extending debate to postpone or prevent a vote on legislation. 

In the Senate, a filibuster is a tactic where one or more members prolong debate to delay or block a vote on proposed legislation. This can involve lengthy speeches or other procedural moves to prevent a bill from coming to a vote.